Hey Humans!

Man do you guys get to eat some delicious smelling food. I am telling you. I know that you think its all “rude” and “bad-dog” the way that some of use canines react when we smell the delicious smells of cheeses and meats and spices that come wafting out of your kitchens or fast-food baggies.

But if YOU had to eat the same thing day in and day out, if you had to eat food that always looked exactly the same, tasted exactly the same, and smelled exactly the same…you would understand.

But the funny thing is that I am really NOT jealous of you and your ‘human-food’. Why? Well because you seem to HATE it so much. You eat it, and then you feel guilty about eating it. You have long conversations with yourself and among yourselves about how much weight it made you gain and how you are never going to eat again.

I beg for your food, yeah, so sue me. And occasionally if my puppy-eyes are looking really pathetic and I time my whine just right, you will good naturedly throw me a bit. Score.  The thing that I don’t envy is your relationship with food. See, I don’t get mad at my food. It’s nothing but energy to fuel my body. I eat when I feel hungry and I don’t eat again till I am hungry again.

You will never hear dogs gossiping about whether or not another dog is too fat or too skinny (seriously, if you ever hear two dogs gossiping about weight I will give you a thousand dollars).  You will also never hear a dog talking about what new fangled diet she or he is on.

That’s right, dogs do not diet. Now, that doesn’t mean we are smarter than humans or that we have it all figured out (not exactly anyway) but it does mean that we understand that there is a difference between diets and eating habits and one of those is GOOD and one is BAD.  My servant explains all of that in his book and course The Dieter’s Last Resort and personally, I think that every human ought to read that.

Because seriously, if I see one more of you crying after consuming a Cheese Danish I am going to explode.

Rocky

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