Hey Humans!

I think it’s really cute how you always give us animals human traits. For some of them there is good basis. Such as, elephants really do have excellent memories. You should never get in an argument with an elephant over who wore what to a Christmas party or whether or not someone you know really did have a nose job.  Trust me, you’ll lose.  Likewise, pigs really are…well…pigs. There is just no denying that. I like to roll in the dirt myself a bit…but not twenty-four seven.

Then there is that idiotic  ignorant speciesist interesting saying “lazy as a dog”, which is completely unfounded and which I have already explained is simply based on an inaccurate observation of a canine’s unorthodox (according to humans) sleeping patterns.  In reality, I am a real go getter and I use every minute of my day in a purposeful manner. Of course, you have to know when and where to relax, or to let loose and have a good time. Relaxation and fun serve a very important purpose in all of our lives.

But if you want to keep on believing that dogs really are lazy in comparison to humans, go ahead. Hey man, whatever helps you sleep at night, right?  But I think that I personally will continue using and spreading this little adage “lazy as a human”.  Why? Partially to get on your nerves! But mainly because I see you humans doing it all of the time: you make plans for yourself to improve your life that you seem to forget as soon as you have thought them up. Well, don’t do that anymore, and I’ll stop saying to all of my canine friends when they are dragging their butts that they are as lazy as humans.

Rocky (keeping it real)

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