You know [first name], I may be cute and cuddly but I know when to say when. I mean you should see some of these dogs at the beach. Here I am minding my own business and one of those wannabe alphas gets all up in my sniffer. And I’m supposed to Bow? Wow, I don’t think so. I’d rather bow out. You may have met these kinds of people, I mean if they had it their way you’d be crawlin’ around on all fours like some kind of beast.
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