…I called after the guy on the sidewalk in front of us as he hurried off. Of course he didn’t turn around cause all he heard was “Bark! Barky-Bark!” I am telling you, since you humans are such technological smarty-pants’ you really ought to work on an instrument that allows you to understand my language. 
Of course, I can totally understand why that thought would be a bit intimidating to you, but you are missing out on a real wealth of information. See, we doggies have what I think of as …