So you were going to take me for a walk…when?  If you really wanted to do it, why are you still sitting there on the couch, feet up on the coffee table, eating potato chips and watching re-reruns of America’s Next Top Model or Lost?  I’m right here, waiting patiently at the foot of the couch. Yeah, I may be shooting you the occasional dirty look and I may have whined audibly several times, but for the most part I am being way more patient than any canine should every …

That’s right…space…the final frontier for man and canine alike.  How does it feel to be down there still all earth-locked?  Well, now that I have achieved what very few of you humans can ever dream of achieving even with your ridiculously long life span by experiencing zero gravity beyond the borders of earth’s atmosphere, I can give you some information about the world around you (and slightly below me to the right as I am typing this).
When you were a little human baby in the womb you were pretty much …

Hey humans, it’s me, your best canine buddy Rocky.  Hey, do you ever have days when you just feel frustrated and at the end of the proverbial rope?  Days when it seems that no matter what you do, no matter how much you bust your booty trying to get things done and do things right, it seems that you keep ending up on the losing end? 
I hear you.  Some days I feel like just getting up makes me desearve a treat or two and I know that sometimes you humans …

Hey Humans!
I think it’s really cute how you always give us animals human traits. For some of them there is good basis. Such as, elephants really do have excellent memories. You should never get in an argument with an elephant over who wore what to a Christmas party or whether or not someone you know really did have a nose job.  Trust me, you’ll lose.  Likewise, pigs really are…well…pigs. There is just no denying that. I like to roll in the dirt myself a bit…but not twenty-four seven.
Then there is …

Hey humans! Your doggy friend Rocky here!
I wonder right now what you are thinking about my subject line for this blog. Are you still picturing yours truly in a teeny weeny itsty bitsy yellow polka dot bikini standing on some exotic beach with a large whale-hunting tool in one paw?  If so, you’re a weirdo.
If not, it may be because you would just rather not think about that image at all.  And that may or may not be because the idea is too ludicrous for you to conjure up in …