Hey humans,
There is someone here who wants to have a chat with you:
Hey there!
I hope that you are having a beautiful day.
Wow, the sun is sure shining in the sky eh?
And what with the birds singing and the grass growing…
It makes you think about one thing and one thing only.
Death.
Wow! Did I just say that?
I meant it makes you think about LOVE!
That’s right. Sunny days always make you think about love, right?
Think about all of those people that you love most.
Your parents…they sure are neat huh?
And then there’s your spouse!
What …

Well kids, it’s getting to be that time of year. The month of December is a build-up to our most beloved and most celebrated holiday, Christmas.  Don’t go thinking that dogs don’t get all excited about Christmas too, especially those of us who have servants who remember that dogs are important family members when it comes time to passing the old presents around. Sure, I’ve never bought a Christmas present in my life. “My presence is your present”, I always say.  But I have lived through my share of Christmases …

Hey Humans!
Man do you guys get to eat some delicious smelling food. I am telling you. I know that you think its all “rude” and “bad-dog” the way that some of use canines react when we smell the delicious smells of cheeses and meats and spices that come wafting out of your kitchens or fast-food baggies.
But if YOU had to eat the same thing day in and day out, if you had to eat food that always looked exactly the same, tasted exactly the same, and smelled exactly the same…you …

Hey Humans!
So, have you ever been cruising through the doggy food section at your local grocery store with the intention of buying some delicious chow for your best canine buddy and you find yourself facing a dilemma? 
Your eyes are instinctively drawn to the colorful bag of doggy food with the picture of a happy, tail-wagging pooch on the front of it.  As you stop in front of it, you smile, imagining how your canine pal will look up at you happily when you bring that bright, exciting looking bag home …

How’s it going Humans?
Not for the first time in my life, I am sitting here thankful that I was born when I was. You see, you humans talk a lot about how much human life has improved over the past few centuries.  But did you know that doggy life has been going through its ups and downs as well? 
I mean, on the one hand, there aren’t very many of us left out there who aren’t totally domesticated.
Let’s face it, you guys breed like rabbits and there really aren’t that many …